If and when I get to heaven, I have a few questions. For instance:
- Do I get to pick the age I want to be for eternity, or do I have to stay whatever age I am when I entered? I would like to request thirty-two. Past the mostly insecure years, still young enough to look and feel pretty good.
- Is there a dress code? I’m not much into Birkenstocks or togas.
- Do we eat? And if so, do calories matter? I could do ice cream 24/7 if allowed.
- Do we set goals for ourselves, or do we automatically know what’s expected of us? I know it’s heaven and all, but you did provide us with a brain, well most of us you did.
- Will I have good hair days for eternity? Oh, please say yes to this one!
- Do we lose “the blues”? Asking for a friend.
- Are there dogs in heaven? I don’t think I could survive even in heaven without them. Cats, I’m okay either way.
- Is all truly forgiven if you’ve asked for forgiveness, even if you’ve done some pretty awful stuff? Again, asking for a friend.
- Will I see my parents, grandparents, and friends who have arrived before me. I pray this one will happen.
- What now God?
